Jun

24

Mutant super sharks have been genetically engineered to eat the women and children first.

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Jun

24

Fighting the power like its the nineteen-sixties, except I have a nuclear bomb and a desire for cold, hard, cash.

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Jun

12

I mixed up my launch codes so you’re either getting the missile that melts your face off before you die or the one that melts it off after.

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Jun

02

@Mavic_Chen I knew there was a reason I haven’t had my henchmen boil you alive. Yet.

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Jun

02

My orbital death ray does not have an “undo” button, so please make that extra effort to get your ransoms paid BEFORE the deadline!

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