Oct

31

I love Halloween. It’s one of the few times I can walk around covered in blood and no one looks at me funny. Until I start stabbing them.

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Oct

28

So apparently one of the nerve gas tanks had a faulty valve. On a completely unrelated note we’re hiring again so send in those resumes!

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Oct

25

With just a little more research, the reanimated corpses of your loved ones will no longer need to be kept chained in the basement.

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Oct

25

The problem with med school is there isn’t enough focus put on student creativity, which I believe is really holding back medical progress.

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Oct

25

I think it’ll give the ethics board at my old Alma mater quite the scare while it’s tearing them limb from limb.

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Oct

25

Halloween this year is going to be AWESOME. I’ve been stitching corpses together in my lab for weeks and I can’t wait to reanimate them!

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Oct

11

@HAL9000_ is so old he’s making Sizzler jokes

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Oct

11

Making the ventilation ducts in my lair a giant maze seemed like a good idea at the time, but I think something might have died in there.

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Oct

04

WELCOME TO BRAZIL BIEBER. If you make it out of the Jungle alive I hear the Sahara is lovely this time of year.

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Oct

04

1. Steal WMDs.
2. Threaten the government.
3. Profit. #HowToMakeItInAmerica

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