Jul

30

The problem with having a lava pit is the constant desire to push someone in. Though it’s more of a problem for whomever is next to me.

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Jul

30

James Bond you say? Never heard of you. Would you like to come to my lair for a drink and to listen to my secret plans?

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Jul

30

MI6 is as subtle as a drunken Rambo in a china shop.

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Jul

27

Too little, too late, as usual. http://t.co/9mp1usK But it’s still a cute little toy.

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Jul

27

That said, you don’t become a super villain by being practical. Which is why I have a larger space program than NASA.

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Jul

27

Building a giant submarine that could swallow other submarines to hold for ransom was really more trouble than it was worth.

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Jul

26

Question everything; except my orders.

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Jul

25

Telling everyone you meet your real name, getting drunk and sleeping with floozies doesn’t make you a secret agent, it makes you an asshole.

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Jul

25

James is also a violent drunk, he’s running around the casino waving a gun like a madman just because he lost a game of Baccarat.

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Jul

25

Mr. Bond is on his fifth martini. I think he might have a drinking problem and a gambling problem.

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