Nov

08

#SPECTRE was basically a “how not to” guide for the things I do on a daily basis.

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Nov

21

You can lead a horse to water, preferably shark-filled water and dragging a meddlesome secret agent behind him.

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Nov

15

Making “life not lived” jokes while lowering people into vats of acid because I have a firm appreciation of irony.

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Jul

20

Only you can prevent forest fires, Mr. Bond. But tell me, how will you stop them while you’re chained this table?

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Jul

18

Revenge is a dish best served after mixed drinks on my patio while I explain the intricacies of my cunning plan.

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Jul

18

I’d explain how to properly “chill like a villain” but your doughy physique makes survival unlikely at best.

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Jul

13

A man is only as good as the people he’s killed, so I’d put myself in the top 10% at least.

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May

17

Lab test #49: The shortest way to a man’s heart is not through a wood chipper.

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Jan

04

James Bond enter Volcano-Dome. James Bond leave Volcano-Dome with my girlfriend. So alone… :( At least I have you, nuclear armageddon

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Nov

27

And leave a trail of dead henchmen that seems to lead straight to my control room which coincidentally is on fire right now. Hmm…

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